Wednesday, October 31, 2007

the love hate relationship

ok..nothing mushy, nothing controversial :P

my top 10 difference (likes/ dislikes..whatever you call it) about what life is in Kuching/ Malaysia and the UK

1. In Malaysia, I live to eat
In the UK, I eat to live

2. In Malaysia, I use 4 wheels to get around
In the UK, i use my Bus 11.

3. In Malaysia, when directions tell you its a 5 minutes walk..it is a 5 minutes walk
In the UK, when directions tell you its a 5 minutes walk, well..its hard to say how long it'll take

4. In Malaysia, rm2 will get me a bowl of Kolo Mee
In the UK, £2 will get me enough meat for the week

5. In Malysia, i will manage to get a reply when i ask "What thing?"
In the UK, i will get "Huh? Whats that?"

6. In Malaysia, the la's, ma's and lo's is like the most 'English' word you will hear
In the UK, hearing it is like listening to an old friend

7. In Malaysia, having ducks in a public pond will get you roast duck at the nearest kopitiam
In the UK, ducks will breed in the pond

8. In Malaysia, thrash is thrash
In the UK, recycle or you'll be fine.

9. In Malaysia, I can't live without the aircon
In the UK, I can't live without the heater

10. In Malaysia, a painting of unclothed beings in public will be the next National Debate
In the UK, its a piece of art.

So, there you have it. Its neither good nor bad...just different ;)
okie...signing out...
god bless peeps!

9 comments:

Super Gentleman said...

LoL... Live to eat... I back that up ten times... hahahz... bt d no. 8 1... recycle or you'll be fine?? doestnt dat mean i shudnt recycle?? LOL... wahhahahaz...

Unknown said...

in Malaysia i can drive and look for friends when i'm bored. In the UK i comment in esmond's blog when i'm bored. Sadness! =P

esmond said...

hai..mr gentlemen, its fined OK!! lol...and yeah love kch aji! woo!!..gu bak mee, kolo mee, laksa, "cheng" theng..ish..matahorn, ABC, 5layer teh c..butter chicken rice, mixed veg with beef rice, ..belacan, tu kha peng..bak kut teh, ish okok..think i better stop now lol...

sim woohoo..lucky ur in uk then :P:P

Super Gentleman said...

wer is ur favourite mali chai?? o is it nt ur fav nemore?? LOL...

esmond said...

ahhhh omg..why did u say that?...no..thats TABOO here...cant say..its like an addiction u cant dangle it infront of me!!!

Super Gentleman said...

ooo... yakah... still gt pilin wif belacan, kankung wif arak... yum yum... owh yah, n CURRY!!! d most important food in inti cafeteria!!! LOL... wahahahahaz....

Edrea Chua said...

Aw.. u poor thing.. well.. here we all also no more laksa, gu bak mee, tu kha peng. now ady nga choi kai, pat kopi,kai fan,wantan mee.. miss home food too.. :) haha.. maybe i should post a Ipoh/Malaysia and Kuching Malaysia blog haha.. Miss ya lots xxx

Super Gentleman said...

lol... nw edrea eats canton food liao... bt i still love kch food more... bwahaha...

esmond said...

as u know..im a stoned head for food..taste buds cant change overnite..lol